So I’m leaving work and it’s snowing very badly outside, meaning all I feel like doing is curling up underneath the covers. This ALSO means I’m not going to cook. So being extremely lazy I drove into McDonald’s (don’t judge me!). This is what happened.
Drive-thru Window Server: Welcome to McDonald’s. Would you like to try a 20 piece chicken McNugget for $1.99?
Me: No thank you. Can I please have a number 12 with a Sprite…lite ice? (a #12 is a Chicken McNugget meal)
Sever: A #12 with a Sprite lite ice? Anything else?
Me: No thank you.
Me: (waits about 10 secs) *says to myself* ok sooooo what’s my total? *drives to window*
Sever: Good Evening Ma’am (I make a face…I don’t feel or look like ANYBODY’S ma’am) Your total is $5 blah blah blah..
Me: *hands over card* *gets card back and drives to 2nd window*
Sever #2: *in a non American accent* *smiles* Hello….what did you order?
Me: A #12
Server #2: ok…..hold on please i’ll be right back.
Sever #2: *hands me my food* What did you have to drink?
Me: *I look in my bag and there is no ketchup* A Sprite lite ice….and can I…….
Server #2: ok….i’ll be right back. *returns with my drink*
Me: Can I have some ketchup please?
Server#2: Can you wait here while I go get some? *leaves for about 5 minutes* *come back* ummmmmm….*shows me 1 pack of ketchup*….ummmmmmm we only have 1 pack of ketchup.
Me: *gives my teacher look* You ONLY have 1 packet of ketchup?!
Me: ONLY one packet in the WHOLE ENTIRE STOOOOORE!?! *rolls up window and drives off*
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